Sports Men

[Intro]

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| GTwitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing | ATwitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing

| Dsus4Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing | DTwitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing

[Verse 1]

I'm | Dsus4worrying everyday D | Dsus4 D I could be | Dsus4anorexicD | Dsus4 D

I'll have to | Dsus4get into shapeD | Dsus4 D Can't seem to find | Dsus4the right chargeD | Dsus4 D /C#

Your | Bm7mother, she might be a | Bm7swimmer Your | Bm7father must have been a | Bm7vaulter

Don't | Dsus4put me in skatesD | Dsus4 D Ping pong, | Dsus4I'm no great shakesD | Dsus4 D

People | Dsus4say I'm weakD | Dsus4 D Can't even | Dsus4hold her tight D | Dsus4 D /C#

You | Bm7are the star of the | Bm7poolside Your | Bm7streamline curves I can't | Bm7abide A/

[Chorus]

I'll be a | Ggood sport Be a | Agood sport I'll be a | Dsportsman| Bm7

Be a good | Gsport Be a good | Asport I'll be a | Dsus4sportsman| D

| GTwitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing | DTwitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing

| GTwitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing | DTwitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing

I'll be a | Ggood sport Be a | Agood sport I'll be a | Dsus4sportsman| D

[Verse 2]

I'm not | Dsus4sleeping these daysD | Dsus4 D Maybe in| Dsus4somniacD | Dsus4 D

Quench my thirst, | Dsus4flesh and bloodD | Dsus4 D I've got this | Dsus4craving for you| Dsus4 C#

Your | Bm7brother, they call him | Bm7Batman Your | Bm7sister, we know she's Wonder | Bm7Woman /C#

I'm | Dsus4seeing Sundays D | Dsus4 D I could be | Dsus4apoplectic D | Dsus4 D

The whole | Dsus4family gets in shape D | Dsus4 D Under the | Dsus4floodlights D | Dsus4 D C#

| Bm7People tell me I'm | Bm7not strong | Bm7I can't seem to find the | Bm7right charge

[Chorus]

I'll be a | Ggood sport Be a | Agood sport I'll be a | Dsportsman| Bm7

I'll be a good | Gsport Be a good | Asport I'll be a | Dsus4sportsman| D

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| Dsus4Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing | DTwitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing

| DTwitching, throbbing, G/Dtwitching, throbbing | DTwitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing

I'll be a | Ggood sport Be a | Agood sport I'll be a | Dsportsman| Bm7

Be a good | Gsport Be a good | Asport I'll be a | Dsus4sportsman| D

Be a | Ggood sport (Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing) Be a | Agood sport (Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing)

I'll be a | Dsportsman (Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing) | Bm7(Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing)

Be a good | Gsport (Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing) Be a good | Asport (Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing)

I'll be a | Dsus4sportsman| D(Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing)

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